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10.06.2025 08:14

They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
New COVID variant could come with extremely painful symptom - PennLive.com
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
For the first time, an external factor turns a male mammal into a female - EL PAÍS English
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
What is your best gay fantasy?
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Still no good
‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Gets Three-Part Release, Series Finale Set for New Year’s Eve - Variety
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Loons and Moons