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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 08:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Is it possible for buyers to negotiate after an inspection if the appraisal is lower than expected?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

Can I see some anal hole?

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

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So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

What is your best gay fantasy?

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Still no good

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Loons and Moons